120 Best Lime Puns That Are Zesty And Refreshing

Classic Lime Word Substitutions

1. It’s about lime someone compiled these puns
2. These puns are sub-lime
3. I’m having the lime of my life
4. This is my prime-lime to shine
5. That joke deserves jail lime
6. Don’t waste my lime with bad puns
7. I’m feeling a little under the weather—I think I need some vitamin C-you later
8. These puns are lime and time again the best
9. This is a once in a life-lime opportunity
10. We’re living in hard limes
11. Stop! Hammer lime!
12. Let me lime-light these amazing puns
13. I’ve run out of lime for more jokes
14. You’re the lime of my life
15. I’m having a lime-tastic day!

Lime Relationship Puns

16. We make a sub-lime couple
17. You’re the zest part of my day
18. I’m so lucky to have lime with you
19. We go together like tequila and lime
20. You had me at “aloe”—oops, wrong plant, but I still think you’re sub-lime
21. I can’t help falling in love lime you
22. When life gives you limes, find someone to share margaritas with
23. Every day with you is lime paradise
24. Our relationship is so re-fresh-ing
25. I love spending lime with you
26. You’re the lime of my dreams
27. We’re perfect for each other—lime two peas in a pod
28. Will you be my partner in lime?
29. I love you from my head to-ma-toes, but my heart belongs to limes
30. Let’s stick together like lime and coconut

Lime Food & Drink Puns

31. You’re the lime to my coconut
32. This margarita has me feeling lime a million bucks
33. I’m in a com-mit-ment with limes and soda
34. Let’s taco ’bout how amazing limes are
35. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? I’m all about that lime life
36. Life is better with a twist of lime
37. I’m a sucker for a good key lime pie
38. This dish is lime-diately better with some citrus
39. Guac and lime—name a more iconic duo
40. You’re the gin to my tonic and lime
41. I’ve never met a lime I didn’t like
42. I believe in love at first zest
43. I’m kind of a big dill in the lime world
44. Lime out of ten, would recommend this cocktail
45. My favorite pie? 3.14159265359… just kidding, it’s key lime!

Motivational Lime Puns

46. It’s lime to shine!
47. Don’t worry, everything will work out lime
48. When life gives you limes, make margaritas
49. You’re sublime just the way you are
50. Take your lime and do things right
51. Today is going to be zest-tacular
52. Rise and lime, it’s a beautiful day!
53. You’re capable of a-peeling things
54. It’s lime to take life by the rind
55. Focus on the juice-t of life
56. Always look on the bright side of lime
57. Squeeze the day!
58. Don’t let anyone dull your zest
59. The key to success is taking it one lime at a lime
60. Believe in your-zest!

Lime Profession Puns

61. I’m a lime management expert
62. Just doing some lime-lapse photography
63. I work in the lime-light industry
64. I’m a full-lime professional pun maker
65. Call me a lime-guist because I speak the language of citrus
66. I got a pro-lime-tion at work today
67. I’m studying for my PhD in lime-ology
68. My lime of work is very fulfilling
69. I’m the CEO of Lime Industries
70. I’m lime-censed to make these jokes
71. As a lime farmer, my business is growing
72. I’m a lime-smith—I craft the finest citrus puns
73. Business is looking quite lime-ly this quarter
74. My job title? Chief Lime Officer
75. I make a living as a lime-erick writer

Science & Nature Lime Puns

76. Lime after lime, science proves citrus is amazing
77. The lime-osphere is where all the zesty magic happens
78. I’m naturally drawn to you—it must be lime-istry
79. My garden is sub-lime this year
80. The lime continuum is a fascinating concept
81. It’s elementary, my dear Lime-son
82. We’re living in the lime-ocene era
83. I’m a firm believer in lime travel
84. The lime-table of elements includes citrus
85. The c-lime-ate is perfect for growing more puns
86. Darwin’s theory of lime-olution changed everything
87. The lime-croscope reveals incredible citrus details
88. Photozest-thesis is how limes get their energy
89. Understanding the lime-osphere helps predict weather
90. Newton discovered lime-ity when a lime fell on his head

Holiday & Celebration Lime Puns

91. Have yourself a merry little Christ-lime
92. Happy New Lime!
93. Trick or treat, smell my zest
94. Thanks-lime-ing is my favorite holiday
95. Hoppy Easter—I mean, have a lime-ly spring!
96. Be my lime-entine
97. It’s lime to celebrate your birthday!
98. Wishing you a sub-lime anniversary
99. Let’s ring in the new year with a twist of lime
100. Have a lime-ing good Halloween
101. Happy Lime of July!
102. Lime-ukkah celebrations are so bright
103. Merry Christ-lime and a Happy New Zest!
104. May the luck of the Irish be with you this St. Lime-trick’s Day
105. Let’s make this Labor Day weekend re-lime-ly refreshing

Philosophical Lime Puns

106. To be or not to be, that is the lime-stion
107. I lime, therefore I am
108. All we are is dust in the lime
109. The unexalimed lime is not worth living
110. Man cannot discover new lime-ceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore
111. In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible lime
112. The journey of a thousand miles begins with one lime
113. Beauty is in the eye of the lime-holder
114. Knowing yourself is the beginning of all lime-dom
115. Life isn’t about finding yourself, it’s about creating your-zest
116. Lime heals all wounds
117. The purpose of our lives is to be happy and eat limes
118. The lime-dial soul becomes wise by sitting in silence
119. We are what we repeatedly do. Lime-cellence, then, is not an act, but a habit
120. A life without reflection is not worth zest-ing